20,000,000 dollar coffin?

The Serapeum in Saqqara Egypt holds a puzzle as great as the pyramids themselves. However. At least with the pyramids, there are a couple suggestions on its possible construction methods. But the serapeum has none. Zero! Not a single theory has ever been speculated to describe the incredible feats that were achieved in connection with the serapeum.

First, let's start with the amazing 24 giant granite sarcophagi found within. They line the long corridor of the serapeum tucked into their own separate hollows. They measure 4 meters long 2 1/2 meters tall  and wide roughly. They consist of solid stone box carved from a single piece of granite along with a lid to match also craved from a single piece of granite A feat today that is impossible even with modern machines.

We could only make the box from separate pieces then bolt them together. And if one were so inclined if you wanted a box made from separate pieces of granite sent from the stone quarry in Aswan to Saqqara 500 miles away       the cost of the materials, man hours and shipping would be close to 20,000,000 dollars.  The boxes are so perfect in their construction that the walls are to 2/10,000th of an inch flat. And after polishing, it gave them a mirror-like reflection.

The lids are so perfectly flat and level with the top of the box that they are in fact air tight! Meaning if you were too drop the lid on top and it didn't break, it would force the air out of the box creating a vacuum inside! (for you kids that means you could drop a hammer and a feather inside it and they would hit the ground at the same time:) together they have a combined weight of 80 tons!

So we already find a manufacturing method of an indescribable nature. Now we find a transportation method of the same. It's one thing to argue man power, levers, jacks, pulleys, rollers, or cranes when it comes to temples or pyramids. But it's another when its underground and these options become obsolete. There was a modern attempt to move one of the smaller stone boxes  but failed after a meter or so. the box still sits in the middle of the corridor forcing tourists to  squeeze by.

 Then comes the date. the serapeum is said to date from the 18th dynasty with Amenhotep lll  the new kingdom circa 1388-1350 BCE. Now how did they reach this date?  from a papyrus from the king ordering the     construction additional rooms to the catacombs. to bury an Apis bull. Which is what the accepted belief is for when it comes to what are the boxes for? that being sarcophagi for the sacred animal

. but when we look at the design and materials used in sarcophagi you find the designs of  the 18th dynasty do not match. At that time the designs were anthropomorphic showing the look of the mummy  inside. made from wood ,limestone, and terra cotta. but plain solid granite  sarcophagi date from early and predynastic Eygpt? and the fact that no mummies were found inside the giant boxes . there were some other sarcophagi found inside where Amenhotep ordered their construction. but there was only one bull  inside a wooden sarcophagus. in the kneeling position and the box matched the size. So what's the egyptologist explanation for this? well, it was robbed. Really? Did it have gold and diamonds?     No... What did it have?.  Well, it had a real heavy lid and a dead fucking bull.                                          

That's what they expect us to believe. once again tomb raiders and grave robbers broke in moved the lid's that we can't move today and stole the mummified remains of an Apis bull then moved some of the lids back in place and on their way out decided to completely seal off the entrance with gigantic stones so large that we used dynamite to open it in modern times. WTF??? There was one stone box that had not been opened its outside was very rough-hewn stone. As we broke through the side of the rough granite wall of the box we found it was completely empty? So that doesn't make sense already but if you keep going it gets even weirder.

Because the inside of that stone box we still get the measurements of 2/10,000th of an inch flat with mirror like finish.

How the hell does that make any sense at all? It was sealed?why was the inside finished? It appears to be one giant boulder of granite with the top portion sliced off then the bottom hollowed out and the top put back on making a perfect seal

  So what's that leave us with? another case of "Occam's Idiot" sorry that was a typo I mean            "Occam's Razor" The simplest answer tends to be the right one? Now Usually we use two thought processes. Theories and common sense to reach conclusions in archeology. However, egyptology only seems to need one of these to reach a conclusion.

Osiris, lord of the dead, The foremost of westerner's, He who is permanently benign and youthful,  God of the afterlife,  people call him by many different names. But the one thing we don't call him is real.  Today we consider him only a myth. But what did the ancient Egyptians consider him?. The first Pharaoh. From the first time called "Zep Tepi" A time before Egypt existed  this Godking  descended from the stars and taught man the knowledge of civilization.  And ruled over the humans that worshiped him. In fact ,the entire Egyptian culture is a         copy of his style. All pharaohs attempted to  mimic his look. the crown , the beard , the crook and flail and so on. The only thing they  couldn't copy was his dark green skin

passion plays were  an annual ritual held by the ancient Egyptians that

 retold the story of Osiris.                 The first day: a fake battle takes place.  Osiris is killed 

The second day : the procession would take his body  on the Nile to his tomb. 

The third day: he is mourned and his enemies are destroyed.

The forth day : prayers and vigils are held.

The fifth day : he is resurrected. 

So what can we take from this? Well, i would think it would be the details.  It seems awfully specific for a pure myth. But probably the most interesting part is his  tomb.  Why does he even have a tomb?  No other gods have a tomb ? Tell me. Have you ever heard of the tomb of RA? or the tomb of Anubis ? maybe the tomb of Horus ? No of course not.  But there are a number of different places thought to be the tomb of Osiris. Because   these places can not be explained through the standard chronology of Egypt they resort to the last weapon of defense. myths, symbols, or magic. But lets look at the evidence. first, we have the Osirion in Abydos.  

once believed to be from Seti l however most people and Egyptologist realize this would be impossible. The Osirion is over 5  meters deeper than the surrounding temples. but was an above ground temple when it was built. And it's 

constructed of perfectly smooth megalithic size blocks of rose granite. There are no other temple's made with that style or material.  Besides the fact that the Osirion  is below the water level in the ground. meaning it is forever flooded. Every season it fills with water and must be pumped out continuously. which i could see  causing a problem for anyone cutting and lifting  20-ton  blocks of granite into place with absolute perfection. 

 Also, seti l clearly states he was   renovating  the Osirion not building it. So that would mean it was already there buried for thousands of years. At a time before the water table reached it.  But this place does not contain any hieroglyphs anywhere. Nor does it contain a sarcophagus. but there is another place called the tomb of Osiris. and it's mysteries are even more baffling. It's  located under the temple of the sphinx . Not the sphinx itself. But close enough to be of significance and possible relations.  

The tomb is off limits to all visitors even Egyptologist.  The head of antiquities at the time Dr. zahi Hawass had granted limited access  one day to show the world live on t.v.(which of course netted them millions of dollars and the boost of tourist they so desperately needed at the time do to the  ongoing violence)  this incredible   rediscovery of the tomb. That's right rediscovery it had been found  years ago  in 1935 And somehow forgotten which makes perfect sense. I mean what's so important about a one of a kind tomb buried under the sphinx  containing the giant sarcophagus of the first god-king? Obviously nothing. That's why its completely off limits and not even one permit is available  to apply for research.  probably to prevent anyone with half a peanut brain from asking questions.                               But today were going full peanut! and asking the questions no one even gets a chance to ask.

   As you can see from the illustration above the tomb consists of three descending chambers connected by vertical shafts.The first chamber appears to be a staging room for it contains  nothing. The second chamber has  6 hollows holding giant granite stone sarcophagi and the entrance to the third chamber.                                                                                        Nearly 100ft underground you reach the third chamber. Containing  only  1 sarcophagus surrounded by  4 pillars at each corner  submerged in a pool of water. Now let's ask those questions and see if their answers make sense. 

 Are their any hieroglyphs?....No. 

Were their any mummies found ?.... No .

So what was this place for?..... it's a symbolic  tomb , not an actual tomb.

?????

That is their actual answer I swear I'm not making this up.  Now for the difficult part. How big is  the sarcophagus in the bottom chamber? well, it's over nine feet long made from solid granite. The lid alone weighs 11 to 12 tons 

 A sarcophagus that size should contain smaller sarcophagi in the side but it does not.                     They claim it was a place to come pray to the God Osiris. so how did they get down there to pray? there were no ladders or ropes inside plus they would have had a torch  or tiny oil lamp in one hand even if they had ladders installed. So how did they get the sarcophagi in there? Well this is what they say:  After they cut all these chambers out of the solid bedrock by hand they filled it back up with sand then cut side shafts then put the sarcophagus on top of the sand then they removed the sand from the side shafts and the coffin slowly came down one scoop of sand at a time .

 All right that might be the dumbest theory I've ever heard in my-my life. But as usual, they fall back on Occam' s rusty dull dollar general  razor to answer these questions.  if it's not a simple concept then it cants be true. Because these were simple people who could not conceive any thing  above a third-grade level. And did not have the knowledge or means to do anything more. which seems funny when even the simple stuff they did was far superior to our own modern understanding and ability. Like putting the lid on the sarcophagus, which would have had to been put on after the bottom was already in place.  well, dr  zahi how asshole  makes you think they lifted the 12-ton lid up to see what was inside.  they show the lid with a bunch of rope and chains wrapped around it attached to a pulley and claimed they lifted it. However the evidence clearly shows they did not move it and in fact could not move it.

 As you can plainly see it was never moved an inch. Well, that's not exactly true. they did manage to move it a little bit. Only it was in the wrong direction. after raising it just enough to spin it to position to try and add braces and hydraulic jacks underneath it, it fell back into the pool.

These photos were taken 5 years after the pictures above.  below is the brace that the believed would hold 12 tons.

    Well they were wrong:)                                                                                                                            I hope you enjoyed  my blog , if you did please subscribe, like , share:)                                          if not that's ok simply calm down, bend over, take two deep breaths and stick your head up your ass see if that helps:)         alright see ya next time thank you