Osiris, lord of the dead, The foremost of westerner's, He who is permanently benign and youthful,  God of the afterlife,  people call him by many different names. But the one thing we don't call him is real.  Today we consider him only a myth. But what did the ancient Egyptians consider him?. The first Pharaoh. From the first time called "Zep Tepi" A time before Egypt existed  this Godking  descended from the stars and taught man the knowledge of civilization.  And ruled over the humans that worshiped him. In fact ,the entire Egyptian culture is a         copy of his style. All pharaohs attempted to  mimic his look. the crown , the beard , the crook and flail and so on. The only thing they  couldn't copy was his dark green skin

passion plays were  an annual ritual held by the ancient Egyptians that

 retold the story of Osiris.                 The first day: a fake battle takes place.  Osiris is killed 

The second day : the procession would take his body  on the Nile to his tomb. 

The third day: he is mourned and his enemies are destroyed.

The forth day : prayers and vigils are held.

The fifth day : he is resurrected. 

So what can we take from this? Well, i would think it would be the details.  It seems awfully specific for a pure myth. But probably the most interesting part is his  tomb.  Why does he even have a tomb?  No other gods have a tomb ? Tell me. Have you ever heard of the tomb of RA? or the tomb of Anubis ? maybe the tomb of Horus ? No of course not.  But there are a number of different places thought to be the tomb of Osiris. Because   these places can not be explained through the standard chronology of Egypt they resort to the last weapon of defense. myths, symbols, or magic. But lets look at the evidence. first, we have the Osirion in Abydos.  

once believed to be from Seti l however most people and Egyptologist realize this would be impossible. The Osirion is over 5  meters deeper than the surrounding temples. but was an above ground temple when it was built. And it's 

constructed of perfectly smooth megalithic size blocks of rose granite. There are no other temple's made with that style or material.  Besides the fact that the Osirion  is below the water level in the ground. meaning it is forever flooded. Every season it fills with water and must be pumped out continuously. which i could see  causing a problem for anyone cutting and lifting  20-ton  blocks of granite into place with absolute perfection. 

 Also, seti l clearly states he was   renovating  the Osirion not building it. So that would mean it was already there buried for thousands of years. At a time before the water table reached it.  But this place does not contain any hieroglyphs anywhere. Nor does it contain a sarcophagus. but there is another place called the tomb of Osiris. and it's mysteries are even more baffling. It's  located under the temple of the sphinx . Not the sphinx itself. But close enough to be of significance and possible relations.  

The tomb is off limits to all visitors even Egyptologist.  The head of antiquities at the time Dr. zahi Hawass had granted limited access  one day to show the world live on t.v.(which of course netted them millions of dollars and the boost of tourist they so desperately needed at the time do to the  ongoing violence)  this incredible   rediscovery of the tomb. That's right rediscovery it had been found  years ago  in 1935 And somehow forgotten which makes perfect sense. I mean what's so important about a one of a kind tomb buried under the sphinx  containing the giant sarcophagus of the first god-king? Obviously nothing. That's why its completely off limits and not even one permit is available  to apply for research.  probably to prevent anyone with half a peanut brain from asking questions.                               But today were going full peanut! and asking the questions no one even gets a chance to ask.

   As you can see from the illustration above the tomb consists of three descending chambers connected by vertical shafts.The first chamber appears to be a staging room for it contains  nothing. The second chamber has  6 hollows holding giant granite stone sarcophagi and the entrance to the third chamber.                                                                                        Nearly 100ft underground you reach the third chamber. Containing  only  1 sarcophagus surrounded by  4 pillars at each corner  submerged in a pool of water. Now let's ask those questions and see if their answers make sense. 

 Are their any hieroglyphs?....No. 

Were their any mummies found ?.... No .

So what was this place for?..... it's a symbolic  tomb , not an actual tomb.

?????

That is their actual answer I swear I'm not making this up.  Now for the difficult part. How big is  the sarcophagus in the bottom chamber? well, it's over nine feet long made from solid granite. The lid alone weighs 11 to 12 tons 

 A sarcophagus that size should contain smaller sarcophagi in the side but it does not.                     They claim it was a place to come pray to the God Osiris. so how did they get down there to pray? there were no ladders or ropes inside plus they would have had a torch  or tiny oil lamp in one hand even if they had ladders installed. So how did they get the sarcophagi in there? Well this is what they say:  After they cut all these chambers out of the solid bedrock by hand they filled it back up with sand then cut side shafts then put the sarcophagus on top of the sand then they removed the sand from the side shafts and the coffin slowly came down one scoop of sand at a time .

 All right that might be the dumbest theory I've ever heard in my-my life. But as usual, they fall back on Occam' s rusty dull dollar general  razor to answer these questions.  if it's not a simple concept then it cants be true. Because these were simple people who could not conceive any thing  above a third-grade level. And did not have the knowledge or means to do anything more. which seems funny when even the simple stuff they did was far superior to our own modern understanding and ability. Like putting the lid on the sarcophagus, which would have had to been put on after the bottom was already in place.  well, dr  zahi how asshole  makes you think they lifted the 12-ton lid up to see what was inside.  they show the lid with a bunch of rope and chains wrapped around it attached to a pulley and claimed they lifted it. However the evidence clearly shows they did not move it and in fact could not move it.

 As you can plainly see it was never moved an inch. Well, that's not exactly true. they did manage to move it a little bit. Only it was in the wrong direction. after raising it just enough to spin it to position to try and add braces and hydraulic jacks underneath it, it fell back into the pool.

These photos were taken 5 years after the pictures above.  below is the brace that the believed would hold 12 tons.

    Well they were wrong:)                                                                                                                            I hope you enjoyed  my blog , if you did please subscribe, like , share:)                                          if not that's ok simply calm down, bend over, take two deep breaths and stick your head up your ass see if that helps:)         alright see ya next time thank you